Our boundaries are inviolable

The chickens are coming home to roost; and what an awful din!
Fifty-seven years ago the British colonialists created a political party in then Bechuanaland Protectorate to secure British interests after "independence" of the protectorate. They called that party "the Bechuanaland Democratic Party (BDP)". It has remained the ruling party ever since, even as we are heading for a general election in a couple weeks' time. The BDP hijacked what was up till then a Kalanga country into a Tswana tribal enclave. Without a drop of shame, the British allowed the Tswana tribe to exercise unbridled hegemony over all other tribes of the Kalanga nation. Now a Tswana speaking tribe, the BeHakata (Bakgatla) wants out of our nation. The BeHakata are the original sorcerers/healers. Interestingly this tribe was one of the last tribes to be converted from Kalanga to Tswana. For the rest of us onlookers, it is going to be very interesting to see how the BDP and their British colonial masters are going to quell the agitation for "independence" that the Bakgatla have embarked upon, given that the British are fully aware that the boundaries of our country are inviolable.

You see, our country's borders were conceived by the Anunnaki when man (Homo Sapiens) was created. This fact has now been accepted by many who recognize that the map of our country is a male sexual organ. Man spoke Kalanga language a the time. The borders were named in the Kalanga language.

When the British arrived in Southern Africa, some three hundred years ago they were told by the local population that the name of the river now separating Botswana from South Africa at Mapungubwe hill is "Limpopo". The British did not know what the word "Limpopo" meant, neither did the locals whom they found along that river. The Anunnaki however, whose program the British were generally implementing, knew exactly what "Limpopo" meant. It was they who had named the river "Li-Mpombo" after all!

In the context of the shape of our country's borders, the Limpopo is the "seam" that runs under the penis. The correct name "Li-Mpombo" is derived from the Kalanga verb "ku pomba" which means "to wrap around (something)". From the verb you get the noun "mpombo". Among many meanings, the noun refers to the seam under the penis. This is understandable; the skin wrapping around the penis is joined along that seam!

It is clear therefore that whoever named that river "Li-Mpombo" (or Limpopo as it has now been corrupted) envisaged it as a southern boundary of a future penis-shaped country. That was hundreds of thousands of years ago, when humanity came into being. Humanity was one, and humanity spoke Kalanga language. The BDP needs to be warned that any attempt by the BeHakata under their chief Kgafela Kgafela to Balkanize our country - Shashe, will be resisted by the whole Kalanga nation, i.e. by all of humanity!

I have never accepted the fraudulent name "Botswana" that was given to our country by the tribalist Tswanas. I prefer to call our country "Shashe", meaning "home of the King",  because that is how Mapungubwe was referred to when our boundaries were first conceived. It is all recorded in Albert Malikongwa's poem, "Mitetembelo ye Baka Madandume". But you need to have a working knowledge of man's history from the beginning, something which the Ph.D's are dead scared to acknowledge exists in our knowledge base. Armed with such knowledge you will be able to appreciate that the events described in that poem took place at Mapungubwe, and not at at some place along the river that has inherited the name "Shashe" from its point of confluence with the Limpopo. So, let the name "Botswana" be relegated to the rubbish bins of history now, and give the country a more relevant name - Shashe.

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